WOOP WOOP WOODIE Lyrics

Woop woop, woodie, bar snake, dog poochie

Got loosies and two seats back for the smoochies

Ha ha, Honeys on my la-la, Got Prada? Nah

But I wrote this up on a Versace Macintosh

Mazeltof, take the muzzle off and let me spit at em

Hacktooie, globs of loogie like glistening atoms

Mr. Gettin-at-'em Adams. Fuck your madams and your

Family Matters, smack 'em til the out is straight past 'em

Ask 'em: Why the fuck you always talk shit

Ya jackass, Johnny Knoxville, like obnoxious

Noxious waste, I spray bitches with complicated

Bases and acids, turkey baste the bastards. Hasty

Wax figurines pack pasty cotton dreams, but it ain't

Lastin' but a mean three seconds next to some ice cream

Night schemes, skeezy bitches want my dick mighty mean

Heidi Klum came up and told me put that shit inside of me

I got too much time for this. The fuck's you rhymin' bitch

I ain't even tryin to get these tricks in a line but they be

Eyein' me. Wildin' out for miles when I be driving, B, they

Takin out they titties from they shirts and then they smile at me

Wallaby. Jumpin jackrabbit up on a pile of beats

Style deceased, wack ass rappers up in a pile of feces

Talk Tahitian like a tiki, I ain't speakin' English

This the world's worst evening, I be drinkin' scotch and Seagrams in Cleveland

God damn I can't believe this bitch

I'm not mad but you gon' need this dick

I cop a half I'm gon' chief this shit

I'm kinda glad that you gon' leave me, trick

I wanna slap you in the face until your cheek bones click

I wanna rap that you a lame cause you a weak-ass bitch

Fuckin with your mans (who?) Luscious Duncan did it

Puffin' on that cabbage, I'm the swag captain, listen