Paranormal Party Lyrics

One night I was combing the beach

When something spooky happened to me

Ghosts were wailing

Werewolves bayyyying!

A bat flew up and said to me

"The keg is full and cups are free

Don't tell what you see

On paranormal beach!"

Drac lays out to get a tan

In the moonlight!

Gets re-buried in the sand

It's a gnarly afterlife.

Little green men were hanging ten

Nessie's cracking cans with his new girlfriend!

Ghosts at the Terrifying tiki bar!

Floating with ghouls drinking brains from a jar!

The Lord Jesus Christ is tending the grill

Chupacbra making sure the homies are chill!

Frankie Brought the dank, If you want to throw down

Weed is fucking rank, so get the fuck out!

Cthulu stalking out of the waves

To spit some game at some witchy babes

He strikes out

Humiliating!

You start to flee, you're sore afraid

But you're trapped, you can't get away

You'll never escape

From paranormal beach!

Sasquatch starts to strum a song

On acoustic.

L. Ron Hubbard sings along

It's some spooky music!

Just like the werewolf

Under the moon

It's the zombies in the graveyard

And they're chasing you!

You got the type of blood

That can make me drool!

Give me your neck

Or your brains

Ah let's forget about it!

Your neck or your braiiiiinz!

Dimentional beings build castles of sand.

Bodysurfing mummies and a vampyre band!

Don't tell a soul about what you saw

'cause we don't want hassle from the paranormal law!

Dracula is cut off so they called him a cab

But he grabbed his keys and made out like a bat!

It's a killer party and the ghoulies are freaks

On paranormal beach!