Jesus Smokes Weed Lyrics

Halloween never meant nothing to me

It's just lame candy

I'd rather boof some heady nuggs

And go and kill some

Kids with their whole lives ahead of them

Cause trick-or-treating's a sin

And I gave my life to HIM

Cause jesus smoked weed

With this sacrament my blessings now abound

And my victims run around

I'm laughin like a clown

Goofin and clownin

THC rises from a cursed grave

My LORD my GOD I'm saved

So what? so what? so what? so

Many people think marijuana's a drug

But my homie's got tha plug

Check this grave I dug

Now step inside and

Chuff a spliff and get on your knees

Repeat this prayer after me

Jesus smoked weed

Your name is now in the BOOk of life

You can puff any strain you like (because!)

Jesus smoked weed

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And when, I feel like giving up

Like my GODs forsaken me

I inject a heady bong

To learn what's right, you must do wrong

Heaven's the place for me

Up there it's always 420 yea-ahh

Chuff a spliff and get on your knees

Repeat this prayer after me

Jesus smoked weed

Your name is now in the BOOk of life

You can puff any strain you like (because!)

Jesus smoked weed

Halloween never meant nothing to me

It's just lame candy

I'd rather boof some heady nuggs

And go and kill some

Kids with their whole lives ahead of them

Cause trick-or-treating's a sin

And I gave my life to HIM

Cause jesus smoked weed