I.H.D.A. (I Hate Dating Apps) Lyrics

Leave me alone

I need to be on my own

I need to work on myself

And I don't hate being at home

So now it's like three in the morn'

I always be on my phone

Swiping right on what I like

What do I see in my dome

Yeah

To be honest

I don't really need new homies

I don't want to seem too phony

I don't want to seem too lonely

She said I don't think you love me well I don't really think you know me

I hate dating apps too much pressure

Often times I put in too much effort

What do I put in my bio

She's spicy like pico de gallo

And if you just do me right then I'm celebrating you like it's Cinco de Mayo

You know if I love you then I would do anything for you but give you a child

So Imma go get the lifetime joint

Cuz Imma be here for a while

Damn

To be honest

I don't really need new homies

I don't want to seem too phony

I don't want to seem too lonely

She said I don't think you love me well I don't really think you know me

I hate dating apps too much pressure

Often times I put in too much effort

What do I put in my bio

I ain't too good with denial

Shorty talking like a freak

I guess I'll move to Ohio

I guess I'm moving to Monterrey

Or I'll be there every holiday

I mean it's only an 8 hour drive so really I'm only a call away

Hold up

Am I tweaking

Am I desperate

Am I geeking

If I want you I'm there every weekend

Man it's so hard to find someone decent

If I'm with you it's not gon' be polyamory

I don't want your love when you lease it

If I super like you then it wasn't an accident

Shoot it what's the point of passing it

But it's like nowadays I've got to hit it and quit it

Too young to settle I get it I get it

If we're official I'm always committed

But shorty keep playing her ways too acidic

Now I'm just lookin for something to feel

Say you love me I don't care if it's real

Wondering if she really took the pill

What am I thinking man I've got to chill

Dating app profile bio examples

To be honest

I don't really need new homies

I don't want to seem too phony

I don't want to seem too lonely

She said I don't think you love me well I don't really think you know me