Drug Of Choice (Talk To Your Doctor) Lyrics

I remember when we used to hide out from our teachers

We would all get high, smoking weed under the bleachers

But these days I'm feeling pain from a different kind of joint

I take ibuprofen sometimes but I don't see the point

I turn on the TV for a little distraction

I see an ad that makes me have a reaction

Drugs used to be fun now I need them to function

I'm taking notes from this commercial interruption

I gotta make an appointment

(Make an appointment)

And talk to to my doctor

(Talk to my doctor)

Cuz drugs used to be fun now I need 'em to function

Now I need 'em to function

I remember when we didn't always feel this bad

You'd take a couple uppers and a good time could be had

But nowadays I get migraines and often feel depressed

I don't know if there's something wrong or if I just need rest

I'm catching up on shows when they take a break

I see something that could help fix my aches

Drugs used to be fun now I need them to function

I'm taking notes from this commercial interruption

I gotta make an appointment

(Make an appointment)

And talk to to my doctor

(Talk to my doctor)

Cuz drugs used to be fun now I need 'em to function

Now I need 'em to function

Be careful when you're taking something new

Because the side effects may include:

Headache, fever, chills and shakes

Muscle spasms, pains and aches

Nausea, dry mouth, dizziness

Insomnia and drowsiness

Diarrhea, constipation

Weight gain and skin irritation

Feeling nervous, vomiting

Hot flashes, internal bleeding

Sore throat, allergic reaction

Increased thirst, sinus infection

Kidney failure, liver failure

Death death death

Drugs used to be fun now I need them to function

I'm taking notes from this commercial interruption

I gotta make an appointment

(Make an appointment)

And talk to to my doctor

(Talk to my doctor)

Cuz drugs used to be fun now I need 'em to function

Now I need 'em to function

Yeah I need 'em to function

Now I need 'em to function