Black (as my heart) Friday Lyrics

I'm standing just outside the store my face is pushed into the glass

Here comes the manager and three two one unlock the door BLAST OFF

Why am I here

I want to get some killer deals and ram my cart into some heels

I'll make you cry

You don't want an enemy I'm throwing down for that TV

I camped out here overnight I'm not afraid to start a fight

knock you down and make you bleed right where you stand

I cased out the joint last week checking my list now as we speak

don't you dare mess up my plan

Cause it's Black Friday God help you if you get in my way

Black Friday is here it's the most wonderful time of the year

Why am I here

I know I need to work but this place is hell on earth

I should just leave

There's already fights and theft would they notice if I left

All this rampant greed I'm not safe in this stampede

They're gonna trample me and I'm scared

I feel like Simba in the gorge but ahead I need to forge

Hakuna Matata I shouldhave been prepared

Cause it's Black Friday hope I live to see Christmas Day

Black Friday is here it's the most horrible time of the year

My only disadvantage is that I am short so I

can't reach the thing from the top shelf cause it's up too high

I see him standing there and questioning all his life choices

I hope he hears my cries for help above these other voices

I see the sadness in his eyes and I don't really care

He hands me what I'm looking for and I get out of there

Then in a moment of weakness I turn and say thanks for your help

I'm ready to get out Find the exit and run away fast as I can

Someone needs assistance I guess I can take a moment on my way

I can't help but notice that she is caked in the blood of her enemies

Sure I can reach that thing Happy to help

Cause it's Black Friday you better get out of my way

Black Friday is here and it'll suck out your Christmas cheer

Black Friday capitalistic doomsday

Black Friday is here it's the most wonderful horrible excellent terrible fabulous frightening

perilous time of the year