Klonopin and Paxil Lyrics

Klonopin and Paxil get me in to work on time

Or not

It's so much less stressful

Whether I'm an hour late or still in bed I can't relate to

People packing into the four train at eight o'clock

I stopped feeling like I had to do everything or anything

I'm so chilled out I guess I'm sane

Now I'm so mellow

That I might rot

I used to worry

Now I just sleep a lot

But I remember before

Man I was a wreck

Klonopin and Paxil that's the secret to my success

It's crazy what I'll sleep through

A bomb could be going off on my block

And later search and rescue would find that

I was sound asleep unharmed beneath a rubble heap

And even when I'm working it's like I'm floating above the room

By noon have five cups of coffee

By three I'll crash

Just clear my cache and zone out til the boss comes past

Now I'm so mellow

That I might rot

I used to worry

Now I just sleep a lot

But I remember before

Man I was a wreck

Klonopin and Paxil should've read up on the side effects

Say it's brain chemistry

But they don't even know what the fuck that means

Guess God sentenced me

To the next fifty years in line at the pharmacy

Maybe if I moved to a cabin in the woods

I could deal with all my issues

But suddenly I start to think that I'd die alone choking on a grape

Oh what else is there to do

I could try to meditate or paint some watercolor landscapes

Then in the end yeah I could send unwanted gifts to all my friends

Now I'm so mellow

That I might rot

I used to worry

Now I just sleep a lot

But I remember before

Man I was a wreck

Klonopin and Paxil hey at least I quit cigarettes