Uncle Jimmy Lyrics

He's a rich kid

Moved here from the Midwest

She's from the old neighborhood

Now she's a big success

Her mother remarried into a West Side duplex

But when they moved on up somebody got left

Come on

Come spend the holidays

Oh with Uncle Jimmy

Come spend the holidays

Oh with Uncle Jimmy

Jimmy did a couple of years

At some place upstate

Breaking and entering

They caught him on tape

He just got back in town last Tuesday

Saw that Ohio kid and got right in his face

Come on

Come spend the holidays

Oh with Uncle Jimmy

Come spend the holidays

Oh with Uncle Jimmy

Jimmy said

Hey kid what you think you're doing here

We got a name for you where I come from

Where's that

I heard cell block D

Or did you mean somewhere in the Bronx

Look out smart ass here comes a newsflash

Then Jimmy whispered in his ear

There was a crash when the kid dropped his glass

Later she said what

My uncle's just a little weird

The kid was trying hard

To keep an even keel

Said to the Stepdad

Um sir what's the deal

When I first came around

Jimmy gave me the same spiel

Hey don't worry kid

He's not for real

Come on

Come spend the holidays

Oh with Uncle Jimmy

Come spend the holidays

Oh with Uncle Jimmy

Come spend the holidays

Oh with Uncle Jimmy

Come spend the holidays

Oh with Uncle Jimmy