I'll Never Go Back Lyrics

I been here before, I know the drill

Get in, check out and pay the bill

But this time was diff'rent, I knew it right away

That biggun' on wheels was comin' my way

She had bacon on her breath

And all that candy it's like her meth

The crumbs on her face from eatin' pork rinds

She's got one thing on her mind

She had it at full throttle eatin' her cookie dough

Her cart rammed my shin, tires smashed my toes

That scooter hit me, like a Big Mac attack

Now I've learned my lesson, yeah I'll never

I'll never go back

Now I really needed that new wax toilet ring

But these Wal-Mart trips are a dangerous thing

Not sure what happened 'cause I blacked out

Security's lookin' for that two ton chick with gout

My therapist says I'll walk again

And if that's true I'll never hesitate again

For a stuffed mumu