Pontificate Lyrics

Since Joe's dive bar

It's been eight

Long years

I laughed so hard

I was in tears

You see he took a

Community college class

To expand his ego

And cranial mass

He was spewing

His mouth with

Those big words

Yeah he thinks

He's smarter than

All the nerds

And while he

Shoves it onto

Every face

In no time flat

It was empty space

What a terrible waste

Of the human race

Its his

Self fulfilling

Fickle fate

Overcompensatin' for his

Mama's big mistake

Now all he does is

Pontificate

Deprecate, desecrate

Inebriate then defecate

He's such a fake to

Pontificate

You see

He's arrogant

Pompous, obnoxious

And vain

Cruel, verbose

A showoff

And a pain

Yeah he's called by

All these names

Articulating his

Grandiose game

Now all he does is

Pontificate