The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority Lyrics

Commas, periods, and exclamations too

Type right, type right, lest you should fright

A thesaurus at your hand may save your life

A strong lexicon will earn you the right

Competence in your words will earn you the grade

And indentation is the key to punctuation

Riding in a clown car, there's ten of them now

The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority

One little error and they'll take you down

The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority

They should be feared by you and me

You won't make it out so never forget

Grammatical errors will put you to rest

Prim and proper so do things right

Don't have a choice they're the real deal

A run-on sentence and you'd best make flight

They're too fast they'll catch you now

You'll find yourself right into a plight

Oh no, oh no, watch your grammar now

They're gonna get you, don't doubt that

The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority

Those little old ladies with their whacking sticks

The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority

One typo is a firm guarantee

You won't make it out so never forget

The little old ladies will put you to the test

Those little old ladies are about ninety-four

But they think all mistakes are bad

So please, oh please, just make them no more

They're educated, proper, and correct too

Went to school they're all PhDs

Up-to-date information is important

A relevant source is of the utmost importance

They do teach in the hard way you'll find

A bruise or two is of the ordinary

Riding in a clown car, there's ten of them now

The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority

One little error and they'll take you down

The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority

They should be feared by you and me

You won't make it out so never forget

Grammatical errors will put you to rest

Commas, periods, and exclamations too

Type right, type right, lest you should fright

A thesaurus at your hand may save your life

A strong lexicon will earn you the right

Competence in your words will earn you the grade

And indentation is the key to punctuation

They're gonna get you, don't doubt that

The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority

Those little old ladies with their whacking sticks

The Pennygreen Typewriting Authority

One typo is a firm guarantee

You won't make it out so never forget

The little old ladies will put you to the test

Those little old ladies are about ninety-four

But they think all mistakes are bad

So please, oh please, just make them no more