My Knot Tying Seminar Lyrics

At my knot tying seminar

People come to find

All the pleasures that come to mind

It's simple so don't fall behind

At my knot tying seminar

They all fall for tricks

With a white fence and a wall of bricks

Loose rope is left to find

Bow line, square knot, clove hitch, half hitch

My knot tying seminar (my knots, my knots, tying all my knots)

My knot tying seminar (my knots, my knots, tying all my knots)

My knot tying seminar (my knots, my knots, tying all my knots)

My knot tying seminar (my knots, my knots, tying all my knots)

My knot tying seminar (my knots, my knots, tying all my knots)

My knot tying seminar (my knots, my knots, tying all my knots)

My knot tying seminar (my knots, my knots, tying all my knots)

My knot tying seminar (my knots, my knots, tying all my knots)

At my knot tying seminar

My knots are grandiose

Yet after you will come to yearn

As more knots come in turn

So come down to my seminar

And knots you'll learn to tie

You'll be fine yeah all is well

I will not tell a lie