Final Girl Semifinalist Lyrics

The dialogue is stilted

My motivation isn't clear

The setting keeps shifting

And the director ain't even here

The tone is unfocused

Continuity obviously slipped

I don't grasp my character

And nobody's seen the script

And characters they drop in

And characters they drop back out

And characters they drop in

And characters they drop back out

I'm only in this movie

For my eventual death scene

I'm only in this movie

For my eventual death scene

The projectors might be broken

The footage hasn't moved on in years

And the extras from the prologue

Have moved on to better careers

The critical reaction

Isn't signaling a hit

The silence from the producers

Means the sequel ain't been greenlit

And characters they drop in

And characters they drop back out

And characters they drop in

And characters they drop

(Oh my God! Oh my God!)

I'm only in this movie

For my eventual death scene

I'm only in this movie

For my eventual death scene