Here Come the Mighty Underdogs Lyrics

Their flags are flown in the C-list cities

They like to fumble the ball

They are the Michael Jordans of not being

Like Michael Jordan at all

Give them one more chance, they might beat the odds

Please make a sacrifice to your angry gods

Here come the New York Mets! Here come the Phoenix Suns!

Here come the Mighty Underdogs!

There's nothing like a Game seven blowout

When you can't process your grief

They got both hands in the jaws of victory

They always snatch a defeat

Right now laid-out on a blood-stained canvas

But you just gotta believe

They're gonna break this curse, they're gonna right this wrong

Like the Bills or the Browns on a 4th and long

The only super bowl they'll win is Lucky Charms

Here come the Mighty Underdogs!

They're howling,

They're drooling

But they ain't really executing

They're howling,

They're drooling

God, this season will be grueling