Columbus Highway Patrol ft. Billy Hoyle Lyrics

Alright

Alright

Check it out

Check it out

Check it out

You know what the fuck it is

Look

Look

Your in for something

Your really in for something now

A city bridge just crumbled to the ground

It reminded me of my past, but it doesn't remind me of shit now

We're solid as the steel forged where I'm from

I'm a force to be reckoned with

I'll be on Forbes before forty

I just don't know how yet

Pow Pow Pow Pow!

I got that half pound for half what the dispensary sells

I smoke too much to pay full price on an ounce

Now now now now!

I just missed the ledge at the top of the stairs, and did a nut split on my skateboard coming down like

Damn! ow ow ow ouch!

My dick swelled so bad the doctor gave me Oxy, and my head went right

Down down down down!

It brought me back to Thomas Boulevard on the couch

Gettin' head from a little girl while a stretch my toes

When the, seven deadly sins mix with boredom and adolescence, it taught lessons we can't afford with

Oxycodone from Florida

Marijuana from Texas, Michigan, California

Drive it to Cincinnati, to get off sick

I stole Methadone pills from Mrs. Belloma

Saw the exit coming near Columbus, didn't see the Dodge Ram over my shoulder

Pulled in the lane, I hit the brakes, she smashed into me

I was totaled

I got dragged a few hundred feet in that Toyota Corolla

Climbed out, got the suitcase out of the back, with the pounds I had vacuum sealed for the odor

And about fifteen thousand cash, not to mention the pills in the sunglass holder

The officer flashed a light in my face and asked if I was okay

"I'm just in shock but I'm feeling fine" is what I told him, and right then when they should've searched the car

Magically my looks passed the test

They said put your suitcase in the cruiser, and gave me a ride to McDonalds

Out of all the people to come and help me transport my drugs that day

I just want to thank the Columbus Highway Patrol

It was such an honor