We Gotta Get Haircuts Lyrics

This is Jenny telling the story

Yes, it's Jenny again!

It's a computer!

Yes Jenny, it's a computer

A computer's not a scientist!

Oh shut up!

Standing by

Someone said we're stuck in the past

A nostalgia act

Yes we know, it was us

Always been kinda bourgeoisie

If not musically

And we played to our strengths

Oh the effort to change our sound

For a younger crowd

That might give us away

There must be a solution served

To refresh our oeuvre

In an underhanded way

We gotta get haircuts

We can masquerade as young renegades with a haircut

Oh we gotta haircuts

Perceptions change for a tiny outlay with a haircut

On the wall scheduled for Q4

Radio's on board

Gotta tap into it

Got the sheen of a drum machine

It's the sound of teens

Yet nobody's impressed

Can't keep up with the younger trends

How they change and bend

We do try to be cool

Marketing say "you look the part

then the content of art gets the benefit of doubt"

We gotta get haircuts

We can tap into the culture of youth with a haircut

Oh we gotta get haircuts

We can show that we have relevancy with a haircut

Oh haircuts

Oh haircuts

Oh haircuts

Oh ooh we gotta get haircuts

Oooh we gotta get

Oooh we gotta get

Oooh we gotta get

We gotta get

We gotta get

Oh we gotta get haircuts

Down the ages the music don't change, just the haircuts

Oh we gotta get haircuts

Every comeback relies on the fact that they got haircuts