Twitter Campaign Lyrics

Twitter campaign, twitter campaign

I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign

I'm a massive egotist with time on my hands

I'm a housebound sociopath - hear my demands!

I'm a Tory spin doctor who doesn't understand

All the ins and outs but someone said it's big in Japan

Twitter campaign, twitter campaign

I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign

Get the House of Commons painted aquamarine

Hype my band to number one hundred and eighteen

Claim that Charlie Sheen has fallen down a ravine

Tell a dozen people that you're in the canteen

Twitter campaign, twitter campaign

I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign

Boasting to my friends I'm at a gig that they're not

Modestly confessing I've a swanky new job

Oh, and by the way I'm in Marseilles on a yacht

Here's a picture of my dog, he's got a hat on.

Lol

Twitter update, twitter update

I'm gonna publish my twitter update

Twitter campaign, twitter campaign

I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign

What happened to mystique? A little mystery in life?

I know too much about too much but none of it's worthwhile

We moan about CCTV, "they're spying day and night"

Well you surveille yourselves without infringing human rights

Outrage at the way the papers distort the news

Campaign for a dissident jailed in Timbuktu

To be honest, I'm not bothered, it's the least I can do

To make me feel important with a mouse click or two

Serious face, serious face

I'm gonna wear my serious face

The levels of banality we've recently reached

Are at levels we've not seen since the invention of speech

And giving extra outlets for the boring to preach

It's akin to evolution just admitting defeat

Twitter campaign, twitter campaign

I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign

Twitter campaign, twitter campaign

I'm gonna start my own twitter campaign