The Perfect Candidate Lyrics

I'm the perfect candidate, so please vote for me

I'm the perfect candidate, so please vote for me

The man with the plan, the man with the plan,

The man with the plan, that's Danny! Yes, it's true!

I will do whatever you want, I will do whatever you need

Once I'm in an Oval Office, guess you have to vote for me

I'm the perfect candidate, so please vote for me

I'm the perfect candidate, so please vote for me

The man with the plan, the man with the plan,

The man with the plan, that's Danny (Danny Danny)! Yes it's true

Yes it's true that I'm the one

To lead us to another war

Yes it's true that I'm the one

That's what you're votin' for

You think there's two there's only one

Just call me anything

Yes it's true there's only one

You'll fall for anything

I mean these people are so stupid, they'll fall for anything

Seriously, I'm gonna call it the HELP Bill

"The HELP Bill?"

Hello Everyone Lick my Pelotas Bill

Yeah, it will get the Mexican vote for sure

You're gonna vote for me

Or else you're gonna see

What happens when you're free

What happens when you're free

I'm the perfect candidate, vote for me

I'm the perfect candidate, vote for me

I'm the perfect candidate, vote for me

I'm the perfect candidate, vote (you will vote) for me

Or else