Politicians Diet (No Tea) Lyrics

Throw your tea into the sea

You don't need it for your health

What you really need to drink

Is a kingdom full of wealth

Piggies with a pike

Eat the chickies dark and white

Run a little exercise

Get the blood to where you like

Fiber is a must

To expire common crust

Feeling ire and disgust

If required, then adjust

Think you oughta try it and see

The politicians diet, no tea

Think you oughta try it and see

The politicians diet, no tea

You should not forget your fork

When your plate is full of pork

Let the fellows from New York

Pay the bill and pop your cork

What about your waist

Slim it down and lose your base

But some fat can't be replaced

Keep some oil to be safe

Everyone agrees

That you've got to get your greens

If it's dirty make it clean

That's a capitol routine

Why won't politicans diet?

Why won't politicans diet?

Why won't politicans diet?

Why won't politicans diet?

Why won't politicans diet?

Why won't politicans diet?

Why won't politicans diet?

Why won't politicans diet?

Diet.

Think we oughta try it and see

The politicians diet, no tea

Think we oughta try it and see

The politicians diet, with no tea