The Tall Tale of Milo the Gruff Lyrics

Milo was a man with a scar on his left hand

He could get out of a jam

Milo was a man that shoots from his hip

Also pretty quick with the wit

Mr. Milo here is your whiskey

Mr. Milo here is your bourbon

Gotta keep that hand real steady

Gotta keep that six-shooter ready

Keep it down on the piani

Those guys there don't seem too friendly

Do you go and hit the street

Should you run away on your two feet

Milo doesn't need that Mai Tai

He's not gonna be that dead

He's just gotta see those two eyes

He doesn't even have to try

Milo was a man that didn't look very tough

He had all the right stuff

Milo was a man with circles under his eyes

Always had a brilliant disguise

Mr. Milo here is your whiskey

Mr. Milo here is your bourbon

Gotta keep that hand real steady

Gotta keep that six-shooter ready

Keep it down on the piani

Those guys there don't seem too friendly

Do you go and hit the street

Should you run away on your two feet

Milo doesn't need that Mai Tai

He's not gonna be that dead

He's just gotta see those two eyes

He doesn't even have to try

Milo was a man that finally met his match

He had a black eye patch

Milo was a man always ready to throw down

Even with a red-nose clown

Mr. Milo here is your whiskey

Mr. Milo here is your bourbon

Gotta keep that hand real steady

Gotta keep that six-shooter ready

Keep it down on the piani

Those guys there don't seem too friendly

Do you go and hit the street

Should you run away on your two feet

Milo doesn't need that Mai Tai

He's not gonna be that dead

He's just gotta see those two eyes

He doesn't even have to try

Mr. Milo get to the ready

Mr. Milo hands real steady

You have to go through the front door

Just outside see all those closed stores

Mr. Milo on the dirt street

Can't hear that song on repeat

Mr. Milo time for a showdown

Mr. Milo dressed in dark brown

Other guy had way too much brandy

Look at all that big tumbleweed

Finally it's time for sunset

Who's gonna take on that last bet

Is it gonna be that fake clown

Is he gonna quickly drop down

Is he gonna take on the gang

They both draw and there's a loud

BANG!