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I had a dog that was famous

Shouldn't have called her Shamus

She traveled across the states with us

It's a shame that she got car sick

So I put all her videos on YouTube

Where we got a hundred-twenty million views

Used this footage as my muse

For songs for you to listen to

Once saw my dog on a talk show

That's my dog with her small, black nose

Why won't you give my dog her bone?

I had a trick goldfish

A celebrity a-list

About the size of my left fist

I wish I had more just like her

So I went to the local aquarium

Accidentally got fake chrysanthemums

And a pretty small imagitarium

And a barrel of fake Kraken rum

Once saw my fish at a drive-in

Now I can't have my fish and chips

I lost my friend to a pirate ship

Had a cat that was stubborn

Had a bunch of stunts it wouldn't learn

Always seemed so unconcerned

I really wish I had my dog

So I tried to make her a canine

I had it up to here with felines

Imagine a dog with nine lives

Now I know that's the dream

My lazy cat is gray and old

Her personality's ice cold

Why won't you do as you're told?