You Never Swam Lyrics

You never swam

Worth a damn

In the pool

You would dip a toe

And then you'd go

"It's cold, it's not cool"

You

You

You never swam

Woo!

So you never owned a suit

Never felt that cute

In a one-piece

You stayed home instead

And played on your bed

With a Barrel of Monkeys

You

You

You never swam

Yeah!

It's so hot

It's so hot

It's so hot

But you were never taught

Woo!

So you never knew

You never knew

The joys of swimming

You sat by the pool

And played with the tool

They use for skimming

You

You

You never swam