Hangover Dial Lyrics

Quack, quack, quack

That's no way to answer the phone, Susie

Hello, Matthews residence, this is Jimmy

Just a minute, please

Uncle Bill, Captain Adams wants to talk to you

Thanks Jimmy

Hi, Captain Adams, this is Bill

No, we don't usually have ducks answer the phone

That one belongs to Susie

Quack, quack

Quacker likes it

Yeah, it's great weather for ducks

I never thought about that, Uncle Bill

(You never thought about what?)

What did people do before the telephone was invented?

How'd they get messages to each other in a hurry

Let's see if we can't find out by playing make believe

Oh good!

That sounds like fun!

No, I wasn't still drunk

When I called you today

Can't pass it off as a drunk dial

Can't get out of it that way

Now my head's hurting me

But I think that's okay

'Cause it distracts from the embarrassment

Over what I decided to say

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I was too scared

To say the things that I thunk

So to loosen my tongue

I thought I would get drunk

But my head got clouded

And crowded with junk

So I went to a corner

And down to the ground I sunk

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As I watched you from that corner

Some new thoughts began

I would wait till the next day

And then call say, hey, I wanna be your man

Now I can be smart

Some days I know can

But somehow just now

I went through with that plan

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When your voicemail picked up

I should have stopped right there

But I was determined

And maybe I didn't even care

So I said my piece

I laid it all out right there

And now as I'm hanging up

I begin to realize my error

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I probably won't be hearing from you

For a while

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I probably won't be hearing from you

For a while