A Few Ideas I'm Entertaining Lyrics

It looks like I'm alone, but I'm in constant and delightful company

Admittedly I'm prone to hang with dim hopes and slim probabilities

Perhaps, most likely not, but if by chance you've got

an inkling or some wayward thought pertaining

to me and you, I've got a few ideas I'm entertaining

They'll come around, they'll stop by, who knows when, with no heads up, without a call

They'll show up, they'll just drop by, in the face of social mores and protocol

While this could be construed as reckless, if not rude

I'm hoping that you'd not be too disdaining

Regarding you, I've got a few ideas I'm entertaining

One gets plastered and says too much, another gets a bit too touchy-feely

One just keeps an empty glass from overflowing, one puts a lampshade on its head

Another wishes it was dead. I have to say, it's quite the little party we've got going

I'm hooked up with the sweetest of delusions and the least of likelihoods

Among the least concretest of delectable what-if's and maybe could's

So if you ever find yourself likewise inclined, I'm quite well-versed, I wouldn't mind refraining

And yes, it's true, I've got a few ideas I'm entertaining

Hey Chris, set them up again, around for all my friends

Not one of them it seems has been abstaining

Another please for all of these ideas I'm entertaining