Who Would Notice? Lyrics

Who would notice?

If we took our leave, well, who would even notice?

Let's just suppose we sorta moseyed off alone

And waltzed right out the door

Well, who would notice four less footfalls

Softly throwing two less shadows, who would notice

An extra two or three smidgens of vacancy?

Let's disappear, habibi, who would notice?

With a few hundred less unsightly pounds

Perhaps the Earth would slightly gain velocity

And if astronomers worldwide at the same moment raised an eyebrow

It could throw the planet off it's course- theoretically

Who would notice?

If we suddenly were just to up and blow this

Proverbial pop stand? When all is cut and canned

My poison oleander, who would notice?

Who would notice

If we screwed it all and went AWOL my darling?

If we could find someway to kind of slip away

And kiss all this adieu

I ask you honey, who would notice

One less creepy crow and one less sleepy starling

That blew the flock and flew away one night into

The wild black yonder, truly who would notice?