funny Lyrics

God was funny when I grew up

But She didn't talk to me enough

So I wrote down jokes that I made up

To repeat em again and again to myself

God taught me how to cross my T's

Bite my nails and skin my knees

And when she taught me how to read

Damn sure I was never seen again

And I thought I fell in love with you

So she laughed and laughed til I lost my fuckin head

And I thought "oh, I get it now"

So I decided I was done with you

And I ripped my heart out so I could tell the jokes instead

And I laughed and laughed til I lost my fuckin head

God made it hard to like my name

She kept on shouting in my brain

Things I believed and turned on me

Until I felt the voices fade away

And I thought that I was failing you

So I cried and cried til I had nothing left

And I thought "oh, I get it now"

So I did just what you told me to and I lost my mind

I haven't cried since

But she told me I was fucking up again

The darkest thoughts run through my head

With the smile of the devil so when I see red

I see black too

Then I look into your eyes

And swear I'm gonna see this through

God was funny when I grew up

God was so fuckin funny then

Now we just clasp our hands and wait until we get the joke again

God was funny when I grew up

God knows I really got this down

I just wait until the next mistaken

"Oh, I get it now"