Life is a Petting Zoo Lyrics

I was just a little goat when I was born

Trying to hide my little horns

Under a hat or something

But I've been dancing in the woods

With the strangest friends from high school

And I think they've always known the truth

So witness me and I'll witness you

Cus they don't make awards that say

"You're Living Like You Wanted To"

Let's be friends (romantically)

Let's make out (platonically)

Let's take everything we've learned and run away

Put the world into boxes

You won't even have to face it

It's just another game to play

You can live a real life for one day

Wash your hands when you wanna stop

Go back to your shitty job

Send the cash you can to those who aren't as blessed with laptops

Life is a petting zoo

Let's be friends (romantically)

Let's make out (platonically)

Let's take everything we've learned and run away

We've all reached out (ironically)

For a little help (potentially)

I think some days today's the day we start again

Put the world into boxes

You won't even have to face it

Let's be friends (romantically)

Let's make out (platonically)

Let's take everything we've learned and run away

We've all reached out (ironically)

For a little help (potentially)

I think some days today's the day we start again