DREAM BOY Lyrics

I want a man who laughs at every joke I make

A man who always lets me get my way

I want a man who concedes to me in every fight

A man who's only words are baby, you know you're right

Where on earth

Can I find this man

Trick question, he doesn't exist

And so you understand

He's my dream boy

Dream boy

Dream boy

Dream boy

Dream boy

Dream boy

He's my

Dream boy

My too good to be true boy

The I'll go down on you and do anything for you boy

Dream boy

My far out of this world boy

The everything I have is yours because you deserve it boy

But nothing is

Quite what it seems

Cause he's just a man

I concocted in a dream

Boy

I want a man who worships the ground I walk on

A man who, for no reason, writes me a love song

I want a man with a great life insurance policy

Who puts into writing he's leaving it all to me

Where on earth

Can I find this man

Trick question, he doesn't exist

And so you understand

He's my dream boy

Dream boy

Dream boy

Dream boy

Dream boy

Dream boy

He's my

Dream boy

My too good to be true boy

The I'll go down on you and do anything for you boy

Dream boy

My far out of this world boy

The everything I have is yours because you deserve it boy

But nothing is

Quite what it seems

Cause he's just a man

I concocted in a dream

Boy

I want a man who's motto is more for ya

A man who's hot with body dysmorphia

He doesn't quite know how hot he is

And on top of that, he is really really rich

I want a man who looks at me and thinks

Oh my god, that's my everyday drink

He can't ever keep his hands off me

But he asks for consent, which is gentlemanly

That's right, ladies, he's a one of a kind

But keep your hands off, ugh, he's mine

Just kidding, you know he isn't real

And that cold hard truth, it really hits me in the feels

I'm just projecting and deflecting

The fact that I keep expecting

Too much of a person that I keep on perfecting

Need to let go of the ghost, the illusion

He's a figment of my dreams, a delusion

Dream Boy

He's my

Dream boy

My too good to be true boy

The I'll go down on you and do anything for you boy

Dream boy

My far out of this world boy

The everything I have is yours because you deserve it boy

But nothing is

Quite what it seems

Cause he's just a man

I concocted in a dream

Boy