EVERYBODY POOPS Lyrics

La la la la

I've got something to say

About shame

Oh shame

Taps you on the shoulder

And tells you

You're just not good enough

Shame

Creeps up on you

When you least expect it to

And it worries you

Oh shame

Well, I know the feeling, too

Me, too

So does everybody else in this room

Oh shame

Shame

Well there's something you can do

To help you

Sing along with me, yes

Everybody poops

Poop poops

Everybody pees

Pee pees

Everybody shoots a little snot

When they sneeze

Everybody burps

Burp burps

Everybody farts

Fart farts

Everyone has blood

Pumping through their hearts

So let's do away

With all of the shame

Everybody poops

And that's a-okay

That's a-okay

Well, everybody everybody everybody

Poop poop poops

They poop poop poop

You poop poop poop

Huh, I poop

We all poop

Mmmm, yes

Everybody poops

You might be thinking to yourself

Now what does poop have to do with shame

Well, absolutely nothing

But, that's not the point

It's not

That's not the point

Oh

You see the point is you're letting

Someone else control the way you feel

Oh

But that just ain't real

So, look at whosever making you feel that shame

I'm looking

Point at them and sing

Okay

Sing along with me, yeah

Everybody poops

Poop poops

Everybody pees

Pee pees

Everybody shoots a little snot

When they sneeze

Everybody burps

Burp burps

Everybody farts

Fart farts

Everyone has blood

Pumping through their hearts

So let's do away

With all of the shame

Everybody poops

And that's a-okay

Everybody everybody everybody

Poop poop poops

They poop poop poop

You poop poop poop

Huh, I poop

We all poop

Yeah we do

We all poop

Ha ha