A Pilot Without a Clue Lyrics

But I'm going to make a wide, slow turn

That way the passengers might not notice

Toronto Centre, this is Global 2

Seem to have a problem here

Request clearance back to Lincoln at lower altitude

Project Global 2, turn left heading 270

Descend and maintain flight level 280

Are you declaring an emergency

Possible emergency

Might have a disturbed passenger

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Bennett

This is your captain

Try to maintain we still got a few problems ahead of us

Perhaps we might leave the whole tail behind

We're going to be killed

We're all going to be

You overlooked the runway

A pilot without a clue

You overlook everyone and everyone's point of view

You said you had a biscuit

Crumbling on your lap

You've got so many excuses

Excuse is where you're at

But still you didn't put the wheels down

Concerned more with your food

You should've told your partner

Not to get his shoes

You should've told your partner

Not to get his shoes

And still you blame no one

A fluke within the air

Should've put the comb down

Stop messin' with your hair

You should've put the comb down

Stop messin' with your hair

Thanks a lot we're all dead

And it's because of you

Thanks a lot there captain

Your my pilot without a clue

Your my pilot

But now it's time for you to die

As you can plainly see

Finally someone's reduced your high flying overseas

Finally someone

Flying overseas (roger)

I said my prayers to heaven

That's where I'm going to be

Even though my body will demolish in the sea

Thanks a lot we're all dead

And it's because of you

Thanks a lot there captain

Your my pilot without a clue

Your my pilot

Without a clue

Ladies and gentlemen trans Global Airlines is ready to announce

The golden Odyssey flight two to Rome will not depart until 11pm