Perfect Match ft. Baby Cupcake Lyrics

He's too fat

He doesn't get any

She's too rich

She doesn't need any

He's too lean

He's a green bean

She's too short

Way too short

She's too tall

She doesn't get any

He's too mean

He doesn't greet any

She's so thin

'Cept she's got a double chin

He's so shy

You gotta wonder why

Too rich, too thin, too tall, too mean

You'll find a perfect match one day in your dreams

Too young, too slow, too tall, too mean

You'll find a perfect match one day in your dreams

He's too slow,

She's too bold

He's too poor

The perfect match

What a catch

He's too slow

He can't catch any

She's too bold

She can't attract any

He's too poor

He's a bore and a chore

The perfect match

What a catch

He's too fat

He doesn't get any

She's too rich

She doesn't need any

He's too lean

He's a green bean

She's too short

Way too short

She's too short

Way too short