Bedroom Paranoia Lyrics

I get a little bit tense

As I see you when I walk in the door

You're just a silky little slut

Who loves to take me on a tour

But me, myself, and I

Have got so much shit to do

I can't wait and waste my time

Spend my whole damn day with you

I got bedroom paranoia

I always wanna lay in bed

I'd quit a day job for a little extra time

To relax and rest my head

I love my fancy pillows

I love my fancy quilts

I hate waking up

And getting my day started

Cause of bedroom paranoia

I can't stand to get my ass outta bed

My hearts racing when I hear the alarm clock

I can't shake this silly little feeling

As if I'm trapped in a paradox

I gotta get up, if I'm gonna reach ceiling

I can't stay strapped down with my thoughts

I got bedroom paranoia

I always wanna lay in bed

I'd quit a day job for a little extra time

To relax and rest my head

I love my fancy pillows

I love my fancy quilts

I hate waking up

And getting my day started

Cause of bedroom paranoia

I've sat around and pondered if I'm normal

I know the answer's definitely not a yes

But I can assure you that this is not your problem

I feel as though my bed is my nemesis

And now…I'll never be the same

So much time has passed while I lay asleep

Time Is priceless…now I feel trapped too deep

The warnings signs were there always keeping me company

But now it's just me and my paranoia