Hatta's Marvelous Millinery ft. Heidi Thomas & Heartless Studio Cast Lyrics

Welcome to the hat shop

This magical place of woe

We drink our tea and wear our hats

And switch chairs as we go

And when you're next to Hatta

It's your turn to perform

So be brave and step right up

Don't say that you weren't warned

Welcome to Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

Don't be scared, go ahead and take a seat

It's Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

You're here to entertain me

Welcome Jest and Raven

And you our brand new guest

Come in and join our game

We'll put you to the test!

Just because you're new here

Doesn't mean you're off the hook

Go on, try to impress me

We'll see just how you look!

Because it's Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

Perform your talent for all of us to see

A path of pain that I hath tread

A lesson taught through the fire

Now humility and patience be mine friends

For once I was a liar

Be mine allies earned along the way

Now I hope that they shall stay

Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

Next performer, try not to disappoint me

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Jest?

Jest?

The nerve of him to abandon you so, and at my mercy no less

Jest has always had a weakness for riddles

You know I've been working on a riddle myself lately, would you like to hear it?

When pleased, I beat like a drum

When sad, I break like glass

Once stolen I can never be given back

What am I?

A heart?

Very acute Lady Pinkerton

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say

Once given I can never be taken back

That would imply we give our hearts away willingly and I'm just not sure that's the case

Jest doesn't usually disappear for this long, perhaps he was already tired of your company

Why is a raven like a writing desk? I seem to have heard this riddle before

How does it end? I can't quite remember

Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat!

Raven!

What're you all looking at?

That was terribly rude of you to abandon me so

I knew you'd figure it out

Let's not make a prodigy of the lady, all she did was recite a child's lullaby

Everyone move down!

This should be interesting

Hatta

Pick a hat, any hat

A hat for making unconventional decisions

What is this?

I can't dance or tell any tales

But baking is something I won't fail

These macarons were made for the King

I hope that you like them

They're the best I've ever seen!

Well done!

Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

You showed them, that much is plain to see

Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

Congratulations! You've quite pleased me!

Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

Now a toast, everyone raise your tea!

Hatta's Marvelous Millinery

Hatta's Marvelous

Hatta's Marvelous

(To Lady Pinkerton and her delectable confections!)

We're all mad here at Hatta's Marvelous Millinery!