Storytime Lyrics

There must be an error

My wife just ran in terror

Could you explain just what she dreamed of?

I think we have a problem

The dogs come out in Harlem

We need to be just what the street's of

People largely prosper

Without a lot to offer

It's hard to make a living that way

That's what we encounter

When mares all run to mount her

She sired a little demon today

Don't you get they'll never let

Us be

Anything remotely fucking free

I'm amazed just at the raise

They gave

All the CEOs are getting paid

Someone smart was saying

A goose will get to laying

Those golden eggs just like in our tall tales

Did you know they were older

The truths in the beholder

Than many other stories we tell

The Smith and the Devil

But not really the Devil

The Smith just soldered him to the ground

What was that you're saying

My goose would get to laying

My soul I'll keep and wear that imp down?

Don't you get they'll never let

Us be

Anything remotely fucking free

I'm amazed just at the raise

They gave

All the CEOs are getting paid

There's always fear

Hold me near

And keep me safe from all the

Evil

If you should leave

I believe

That you should have to take me

With you

There's always fear

Hold me near

And keep me safe from all the

Evil

If you should leave

I believe

That you should have to take me

With you