Albert's in the Hall Lyrics

Alberts waiting in the hall 

Oh, that man has seen it all

Through his passion and his pain

There is sun after rain

There's a madness you can feel

Some will say it isn't real

Still you feel it in your soul

He will lose all control

Albert's waiting in the building

wielding, shielding

He won't let you leave without him

Doubt him — flout him

On a rampage once again

Oh that man is such a sin

If you cross him watch your back

For the sudden attack

When he comes you best be gone

Do not want to linger on

He will catch you in your sleep

Then he'll sheer you like sheep

Albert's waiting in the building

Wielding, shielding

He won't let you leave without him

Doubt him — flout him

Albert came with us he

Doth lay blame with us

He looks dead serious

It's something someone said

If you cross his path

Just stifle that little laugh

He's always on the warpath

You'll find yourself dead

Albert's waiting in the building

Wielding, shielding

He won't let you leave without him

Doubt him — flout him