Dovid Portnoy Lyrics

Real talk like I'm chilling out at Bass Pro

Flipped out no acro'

Money for the new beis medrash is being held in escrow

Told Rebbi but he still me for the check

He could never be a pest though

Even though he only want me for the pesto

That's fine you ain't even gotta pitch it, no Pedro

If that's what you need that's what you gonna get

No kohen still blessing everybody in the shtet'

Y'all vilda chayas need to see the zoo or the vet either way

Clear the way for a bochur like me, s'il vous plaît

Pardon my French, but

Flipping out no acro'

Had to go and ditch Manhattan, lot of Upper West rats

And I'm not even talking about ones they got in the trash

Bochurim go and stab me in the back just to get a better chance with a J.A.P.

Who loves these raps and bochur like me

But a bochur like me don't want no J.A.P. or care about stacks

Stab me in the back just to get a better chance with a J.A.P.

Who loves these raps and bochur like me

But a bochur like me don't want no J.A.P. or care about stacks no more

Then what's it all for?

Where should I be putting all of my energy towards?

DM Rabbi Shwartz a VN to make sure

Even though I'm pretty sure I've heard his vort before

Getting it again still a wake up call

Y'all blind to the truth, Paul pierce and Ray Charles

Couldn't even stay strong when you was at the gym

Got and hit a private beach if all you wanna do is swim

Bochurim got Barstool dreams, Dovid Portnoy

Openly Jewish but doing things in the open that got me hoping they ain't actually Jewish

Keep the kippah for the look, looking actually stupid

Wanna go and get the best of both worlds like Miley

Shabbos hitting in MYLÉs , road is getting icy

Chance of slipping's likely too

And if I gotta be the tether that's fine

That's why I don't even mind when you

Stab me in the back just to get a better chance with a J.A.P.

Who loves these raps and bochur like me

But a bochur like me don't want no J.A.P. or care about stacks

So stab me in the back just to get a better chance with a J.A.P.

Who loves these raps and bochur like me

But a bochur like me don't want no J.A.P. or care about stacks no more