Pink Ice Dildo Lyrics

Hey Eurovision

I'm Sawdu Plushia and I'm here to represent the UK

I was watching out the window

Then it started raining pink snow

I thought damn I shouldn't but I will though

I'm going to make a pink ice dildo

So I went and I put on a big coat

I got it done like Bob the buildo

It's so cold so I put in real slow

I was riding a pink ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Damn I love this pink ice dildo

The icy sensations in my asshole

Oh oh oh oh ho-ho-hole

In my asshole ho-ho-hole

London UK, is where I do stay

I got all the straight girls saying you slay

Where's your dad? I'll fuck him on Tuesday

And I didn't douche so I called it a poo day

Uh, now it's brighter day

I don't give a hater the time of day

If we're going to do it then we do it my way

Because I always get the final say

They love me, how can I explain?

It's like a surfer loves a tidal wave

I'm Sawdu, I'm an acquired taste

They're trying to hunt me down like in A Quiet Place

Pink ice dildo, ride all day

Heard a noise I had to hide away

So I hid in a cupboard and pulled it out

Oh wait - why is it brown?

Brown ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Damn I love this pink ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Pink ice ice dildo

Damn I love this pink ice dildo

So like I left the pink ice dildo in my ass and then it melted

And then when I farted it out it basically douched me

So like now I know how to douche

The icy sensations in my asshole oh oh oh oh ho ho hole

In my asshole ho ho hole

Everyone here at the Eurovision is getting a big pink ice dildo

It's underneath your seat right now

Sit on it and fuck it