Im Not Ur Boyfriend Lyrics

I'm not your boyfriend

I'm not your boyfriend

I'm not your boyfriend

I'm not your boyfriend

You told me you like me

Then you said, "bye"

I don't know what the fuck you mean by "bye"

Because just the other day we were going on a date

You said you was digging me

I said I was digging you (I'm not your boyfriend)

We had a pizza date

And we both agreed it's great

Next week, can we meet again?

You said "Once a week is lame

You should meet up more"

I said, "Ok, sure"

But then you called me clingy

Told me walk out the door (I'm not your boyfriend)

You said we're not exclusive

So I went to see someone else I'm seducing

I'm just deducing, I'm not excusing my actions

That's just the words you're producing

He said slow down, stop the motion

I thought, "Lemme keep my options open"

I went on a date with another guy

He was so fucking boring, I'm not gonna lie

You told me you like me

Then you said, "I'm not your boyfriend"

I don't know what the fuck you mean by "I'm not your boyfriend"

Because just the other day we were going on a date

You said you was digging me

I said "I'm not your boyfriend"

Damn, this boy doesn't know what he wants

He looks like Yoda but he got a tight cunt

So I'm pulling on his ears from the back when I cum

Looks like he got his ears clipped back when I'm done

Me and you had a little ring on it

I'm a single lady, put a fucking ring on it

I love your dong, can I put a ding on it?

And I didn't douche so I put a little stink on it

Kinder egg

Now the smell is lingering

Right, let me be normal

At the end of the day (I'm not your boyfriend)

I'm a bald hoe

I'm a bald hoe

I'm looking for the love I call it Waldo

Shoutout to Yoda

Eat this pussy you shall

You told me you like me

Then you said, "I'm not your boyfriend!"

I don't know what the fuck you mean by "I'm not your boyfriend"

Because just the other day we were going on a date

You said you was digging me

I said "I'm not your boyfriend"