Bob-Psalms!! ft. Koruru Lyrics

Oh, Bob, bring me mints

And bring back the tropical mix

It sells for six hundred dollars

On websites I won't click

Bring back the grape

Bring back the lime

And everything else

Because, Bob, spearmint just won't cut it

For a different flavor of mint

Bob, you made it as the first candy

To be wrapped in cellophane

Bob, you persevere through the tornado

That destroyed your place

Bob, you're everything to me

So don't ever go away

You will be loved by the cult

Every single day!

Oh, Bob, in all your merman glory

I feel worthy of your love

You didn't save me, but you made me

Finally have the confidence to save myself

When the world is a hellscape

Sometimes the only constant is peppermint love

And when time eats our souls

Bob, I hope mine tastes like peppermint candy