The Tang Lyrics

When I get low and I feel so flat

I know there's a fruit that can remedy that

It's lemony in shape and lemony in colour

A citrus fruit that's fresher than the others

Alphabetically it's a muddled up melon

That's right, I'm talking about lemons

Go to the fruit bowl pick a fresh one

Then squeeze that sucker right on my tongue

Oooh can you feel that taste

Lemony tang freakin' up my face

Eyes like "whoa!" Mouth gone small

Lips tight like a little cat's bumhole

Oooh can you feel that taste

Lemony tang freakin' up my face

Eyes like "whoa" mouth gone small

Scrunched up like a cold testicle

Mmm that's nice, I feel refreshed

There's a lemony zest pepping up my breath

My lips are lively, my tongue's a tingle

I want to double drop, why stop at a single?

I take a fresh lemon in both my hands

And tell my taste buds prepare to get slammed

Cos I'll be damned if I can't taste the tang

The flavour bomb drops, tick tock kablam

Oooh can you feel that taste

Lemony tang freakin' up my face

Eyes like "whoa" mouth gone small

Lips tight like a little cat's bumhole

Oooh can you feel that taste

Lemony tang freakin' up my face

Eyes like "whoa!" Mouth gone small

Scrunched up cold testicle

Gosh dang, gosh dang

Face vortex as I taste the tang

It takes more pips than a peeled orange

To eat lemon meringue but sans meringue