Norris-Hannity '09 Lyrics

All aboard, the train is leaving

Are you coming to the future or not?

You can say no and keep believing

That the progress and momentum can stop

And you can book a flight to Texas

And you can push for a secession

And you can give high fives to Jesus Christ

And write laws based on religion

And we won’t miss you when you’re gone

Cuz our women will be liberated

It won’t be queer or black or poor

It will be bigotry that’s hated

Go start your own theocracy

With fairy tales and insanity

Cast votes for Norris and Hannity

Go Cowboys!