Viral ft. Agnes Beth & Ron Majeski Lyrics

If you want to go viral on the internet

Start with a song that isn't out there yet

Sing about love and hope and regret

Relive emotions you really ought to forget

If you want to go viral on the internet

Start with a song about a sexy brunette

Or racing in the streets in a silver corvette

Or a bunch of fool kids playing Russian roulette

If you want to go viral on the internet

Be yourself and don't get upset

Don't fight with people you haven't even met

Don't do things that will leave you without self respect

If you want to go viral on the internet

Pose for a picture with a cigarette

Black and white and dripping with sweat

Take it in an alley or maybe in a fighter jet

If you want to go viral on the internet

Leave out words that make people upset

Don't mention sin that will make them fret

All the lyrics have got to be politically correct

If you want to go viral on the internet

Make up a name that is hard to forget

A play on words like Marie and Quintet

Put a number in the name and a lot of letters from the alphabet