Don't Call Me Lyrics

Don't try to call me, don't leave a message

It's three in the morning and you're drunk dialing questions

Banging on the ear drums, guess who's listening to you get

through another jabber-jaw session

I hit the pillow kind of high feeling mellow

Worked all day body obviously Jell-o, but

Hello, can't even roll into the REM state

Cell phone resonate, you need a friend to ventilate

Fuck, can't it wait? I just got comfortable

Just got the pillows how I like it and it's wonderful

I lied, there's only one obstacle

To make it all justified in my eyes accountable, so

You call me in the daytime

I'll laugh and nod and smile and shake my head

But don't call me at three in the morning

Unless you're dealing with the living dead, I said

Don't call unless it's zombies

Don't wake me up unless it's finally true

You want to talk about your boyfriend and his friends, that's cool

If they're not scratching at your door, then save it for the afternoon

I want to hear you say you need me around

I want to hear the chainsaws in the background

I want to hear you saying that the dead are alive,

You need me to survive, I'll come along for the ride

Really, it better be a full on invasion,

Damn cute's not a valid open invitation to

Anytime minutes to moan, bitch, and cuss

I need dead tissue and guts, infected cuts

It's not much, but I do have my reasons

Been pretty damn busy all evening

I'm not talking feelings, I'm gonna lay low

Unless skin's peeling off like it's Play-Doh

You call me in the daytime

I'll laugh and nod and smile and shake my head

But don't call me at three in the morning

Unless you're dealing with the living dead, I said

Don't call unless it's zombies

Don't wake me up unless it's finally true

You want to talk about your girlfriend and her friends, that's cool

If they're not scratching at your door, then save it for the afternoon

Don't call late unless a blatant case of brain rot

Makes your dad grab your mom and bite until her veins pop

And don't call at a quarter to four unless

Tie dye gore stains are dripping down your tank top

Over lunch, we can talk about the issues,

Who you hate date and table waiting in your new shoes

Rent due, plus science and the news, no

Voodoo, swine flu, radiated toxic goop,

Instead I'm up and it's the same old nonsense

Same old content, same old problems

Think twice if you're dialing my phone

If you can't see a zombie, then leave me the fuck alone

You call me in the daytime

I'll laugh and nod and smile and shake my head

But don't call me at three in the morning

Unless you're dealing with the living dead, I said

Don't call unless it's zombies

Don't wake me up unless it's finally true

You want to talk about your boyfriend and girlfriends, that's cool

If they're not scratching at your door, then save it for the afternoon