Grown Up To No Good ft. Matt Mahaffey, Rook The Rhymer, Billy The Fridge & Packy Lundholm Lyrics

Everything is fucked up

But you can just get fucked

So everything that's fucked up can just go die die die

Find someone to fuck

Make sure you don't get fucked

Because those fucks can fuck you up and then you'll cry cry cry

When you grow up you earn a lot about living

And while it's true that the universe is unforgiving

Table your misgivings, let your wonderment blossom

Cuz the truth is being a grown up is totally fucking awesome

We play possum with the facts, but it's agreed

That you can have whatever you want, satisfaction guaranteed

And while you don't like it now you'll spend a lot of time thinking

About girls or boys instead of toys and massive quantities of drinking

Listen up kids, call me Mr. The Fridge

I'm your substitute teacher and it is what it is

We all grow up, can't be a kid forever

Even Peter Pan said good bye to Never-never Land

Damn, think I could borrow sixty bucks?

I know a girl who let's me tink her if I bring her pixie dust (Ew!)

Kiddies trust if you think you like Caprisun

Wait until they sell you umbrella drinks with peach rum

Go be a beach bum or hitchhike to Vegas

And never take shit from anyone who thinks they're the greatest

Cuz to a certain extent, everyone's an imposter

We all let others drown to keep our heads above water

Everything dies and shit won't grow back

Things you love will make you cry, you should so know that

But don't hold back. Check your sources,

Know the facts. You can't change a god damned thing so, you know, relax

Everything is fucked up

But you can just get fucked

So everything that's fucked up can just go die die die

Find someone to fuck

Make sure you don't get fucked

Because those fucks can fuck you up and then you'll cry cry cry

Yeah alright, everything sucks, but it's kinda okay

Because you make your own luck at the end of the day

But remember, everything that feels good has a price

Still everything worth doing's worth doing at least twice

And that means vice. Don't miss what the world has to offer

Pay well for your drugs and match your liquor with water

Figured I ought to give your something that's useful

Cuz whatever people tell you almost none of it's truthful

Life's fucked, you little bastards'll see

They'll charge you out the ass for a master's degree

After the fees and the books and major expenses

You'll shoot porn in your dorm just to pay for your pencils

"What're pencils?" Fuck you kids and your tablets

Screen-fingering addicts developing habit

So have at it, grow old, be an adult

Where you can get drunk before you do what you're told

Use your best judgement...oh fuck it, go crazy!

Be a hedonist or selfish prick or totally lazy

Guzzle soda, crunch candy, and fondle your junk,

Learn about shit on the internet, or just fake the funk

Because lying is easy and we do it on the daily

To win friends and cash and fuck the cute chick with the ukulele

Pick your nose, watch too much TV, play every video game

Adulthood is the tits and childhood is fucking lame

Everything is fucked up

But you can just get fucked

So everything that's fucked up can just go die die die

Find someone to fuck

Make sure you don't get fucked

Because those fucks can fuck you up and then you'll cry cry cry

Everything is fucked up

But you can just get fucked

So everything that's fucked up can just go die die die

Find someone to fuck

Make sure you don't get fucked

Because those fucks can fuck you up and then you'll cry cry cry