Hard Times Lyrics

This song goes out to the FBI and the CIA

Why don't you cock-suckin' turd-munchin' tiny-dick

Fart-sniffer piece o' shit motherfuckers find a real job

Instead of watchin' me jerk off on the internet all day you fuckin' assholes

Ask me anything

Life is a blessing

I'll say yes without any finessing

Whoever thought I'd make it outta my teens

Whoever thought I'd fit this dick inside of these jeans

They say hard times will find us all

Until then you can find me down at the mall

Smokin' a cigarette up against a wall

The haters can suck on my motherfuckin' balls

Ask me anything

I'm not hard to convince

I look like Jamiroquai and sound like Prince

Whoever thought I'd make it outta my twenties

With a fat nutsack full of good n' plenties

Yeah, hard times will find us all

But 'til then you can find me down at the mall

Smokin' a doobie up against a wall

The police can suck on my motherfuckin' balls

Ask me anything

I'm not paranoid

It's just the fuckin' FBI that I want to avoid

They put a microphone inside of my dick

So they can listen to me rap because they think that I'm sick

Yeah, the CIA'll find you if they wanna

But 'til then you can find me down in Tijuana

Hidin' all the Bitcoin inside of my butt

The feds can suck on my motherfuckin' nuts

They say hard times will find us all

But 'til then you can find me down at the mall

Smokin' a cigarette up against a wall

And all y'all can suck on my balls