Fake Money Lyrics

Disloyal douchebags dickhead defectors

It's time to calibrate your bullshit detector

Fiction writers work for the paper

The paper protects the rapers

The rapers work for the vision

But prefer the term politician

There's only one side

And it's covered in Astroglide

You thought you had a choice

You thought we had a chance

Would you rather get fucked by Shrek

Or eat Donkey's ass

The mailman brings the drugs

The drugs multiply the love

The love's what keeps us alive

We do what we can to survive

Work hard to get the real money

Spend the real money on the fake money

Spend the fake money on the drugs

Isn't that funny isn't that funny isn't that funny

Work hard to get the real money

Spend the real money on the fake money

Spend the fake money on the drugs

Isn't that funny isn't that funny isn't that funny

Go fuck yourself, Jim, I drive a Prius

Fuckin' asshole

Hate your neighbor cause he likes a different flavor

Hates you too cause you picked a different savior

Would you rather be treated like shit

Or be treated like shit

It's all there for the world to see

Information's totally free

You can charge but you can't collect

You can speak but we don't connect

Magic was science we couldn't explain

Now facts are lies and it's all the same

Who do we trust the world is a bust

Better off to focus on these big fat nuts

They'll get you high off the hate and the violence

The weather's perfect on Epstein's island

And if you form an original thought

You're shamed into silence

We work hard to get the real money

Spend the real money on the fake money

Spend the fake money on the drugs

Isn't that funny isn't that funny isn't that funny

Work hard to get the real money

Spend the real money on the fake money

Spend the fake money on the drugs

Isn't that funny isn't that funny isn't that funny