Be My Dre Lyrics

So Joe, Will you be my Dre

Cause you slim and I'm shady as the CIA

Yo I locked him in the booth unseen five days

Hope he obeys, won't be no phase

Cause I pressed the spacebar but the shit won't play

Plus I wrote a melody but it was just okay

I ain't making hella beats but I can spit for days

Writing so fast damn I rip the page

Tell me, why does my mind just go berserk

Spitting music to be murdered by while driving home from work

If we're talking bout' our appetites I'm dining on dessert

And all the girls hide till' they riot my concert

Riot my concert, I'm a giant that want work

To live up in this game don't rely on the wrong jerk

Crusty station I'm supplying the lobster

Enjoy what I'm saying I'll retire a monster

Better listen up because I'm rapping til' my lung collapse

Not black panther but I'm feeling like a jungle cat

No exact answers but I still ain't even fumble that

No rap standards now, show me where the humble at

So If you lose yourself make sure to introduce yourself

Before you have to choose between a noose or execution style

Maybe I'm a mutant now you gonna have to shoot me down

Or put some screws inside my brain and watch it as it's spewing out

Parachuting out of school without a chute or cord to pull

My gourde is pouring porridge that could make the whole damn forest full

Of course I'm born of scorn or born to kill I warn you that I've sworn

To be the thorn that's sure to leave you mourning still 'til morning chills

And abundant substance that be foreign spills

Organ swill, I'm sure it's real, the chorus will

Every time hit harder, so rewind and press the forward still

Ignore this filler line I wrote when I was tired, words were few

But I guess my music blew

So Joe, Will you be my Dre

Cause you slim and I'm shady as the CIA

Yo I locked him in the booth unseen five days

Hope he obeys, won't be no phase

Cause I pressed the spacebar but the shit won't play

Plus I wrote a melody but it was just okay

I ain't making hella beats but I can spit for days

Writing so fast damn I rip the page

Genius even Stephen Hawking couldn't have ignored

Got a thesis that I'm dropping all this heat because I'm bored

In the genus of elitists you fetuses can't afford

I'm a pianist with speeches that be sleeker than a sword

Sleepwalking at the door ask me what I'm knocking for

Came because you stalking nerds were always begging to get burned

Find it kinda shocking that the haters still be talking words

Everybody mocking this is how to kill a mockingbird

My name is owed thane, I don't use my old name

And I'm only spitting lyrics that come out my own brain

So the first time you hear it you be like he so insane

But the first time you hear it you ain't hear me go insane

Yeah my flow is tamer than a lion trainers mane

Got a fire maker brain, I'm in dire need of grain

I'm a rapper not for hire I'm inspiring the pain

Throw a liar in the flames if they violate my name yo

So Joe, Will you be my Dre

Cause you slim and I'm shady as the CIA

Yo I locked him in the booth unseen five days

Hope he obeys, won't be no phase

Cause I pressed the spacebar but the shit won't play

Plus I wrote a melody but it was just okay

I ain't making hella beats but I can spit for days

Writing so fast damn I rip the page