Loaded Bases Lyrics

I'm impressed with the man in the mirror now

I'll make my own path just like a snow plough

I like it medium rare but I don't do cows

She's looking at me in the eyes I told her bend down

They call the Milwaukee monster the way that I eat her out

She ain't no pig but damn she got a big snout

She wanna hoof all the drugs and lit now

I told her I'm home soon but i gotta skip town

I don't do zans but I'll still fucking bar out

Why the one no money yelling

Who's shout

If you helped me when I was broke nothing to worry about

I'm like a mathematician I'll sort it out

Oh no how could I be wrong

Killing all those brain cells from

Smoking dem bongs

It's not where you started it's how far you've come

Bases loaded every time I'm hitting home runs

This shit easy this shit fun

My smooth talk probably let me fuck up a nun

No tough talk I don't even own a gun

But if shit goes down I know where to buy one

Having second thoughts you don't feel real safe

Them pipes you been smashing think you need a lil break

Jaws looking thin you got that cracked face

Toms my only friend just like on MySpace

She wants me to go

She wants me to stay

Shack attack Eshays ntays on a subway

My favourite day to work is public fucking Monday

I still wear all the sports clothes but I ain't no adlay

Why all these chicks now days got only fans

I was her only fan before she had only fans

I guess that makes me a real lonely man

Fuck your subscription I'd rather fucking pay for Stan

Than listen to a boring dike named Dan

Or is it Danny

Do you have a cock or a fanny

Probably get in shit for this for calling em trannys

I can't keep up there's to many genders now

Heard the kids at school identify as cats wow

Talking to there teachers in tongues like meow meow

All you cunts fucked it up it is what it is now

Letting your kids outta control go take a bow

Guess what I've never been to rehab

But There's been so many times that should have

I've feened every drug you've ever fucking tried lad

Now I'm in trouble and she want that LV bag