More Presents Lyrics

I was a honeymoon baby made in early May

Delivered the middle of December

A gift for my family to celebrate

You'd think they would treat me way better

It was never the naughty list for me

But I always got screwed

Mom told me that Santa's saving money

Giving me one gift instead of two

Cookies by the fireplace will go

Hey, hey, hey

Waiting for my boxes wrapped in bows

Hey, hey, hey

Will this year be different? I don't know

Hey, hey, hey

I gotta see my chimney overflow

I want more

Than just one fucking present every year

I want more

Than holly jolly bullshit Christmas cheer

Tis the season to be greedy

It's my month to be receiving more presents

Yeah, yeah, I want more presents

Yeah, yeah, I want more

I want more presents

Every Christmas morning is a tragedy

It's a tradition that I'm used to

Wake up running over to the tree

To find some cheap shit that I won't use

A book with no pictures

Some hand-me-down crocks

A mini hole puncher in a big green box

I gotta act grateful, but all I wanna do

Is stuff these fucking stuffers up your

Ask me how my birthday is a curse

Hey, hey, hey

Christmas is so close and I get burned

Hey, hey, hey

Will this year be different? Yeah, it's worse

Hey, hey, hey

At least give me a gift I can return

I want more

Than just one fucking present every year

I want more

Than holly jolly bullshit Christmas cheer

Tis the season to be greedy

It's my month to be receiving more presents

Yeah, yeah, I want more presents

Yeah, yeah, I want more

I want more than one present

One for my birthday and one for Christmas

I want more, more, more

Yeah, yeah, I want more presents