Henchmen (Skit) ft. Grand Champions Comedy Lyrics

Downtown Gotham City

In an area unspoken of

The Joker's lair where his henchman lie in wait

Sup guys, sup guys

Man that was a rough heist last week huh?

Ay Six, man tell me, tell me Six

It was too much

I mean, I know I'm new here

I just wanted to know uh

Have you guys been paid for that last heist?

I don't remember getting paid

Oh it just rolls over

And the next time it just rolls over again

And it just keeps rolling over

Like I have almost seven trillion dollars saved up

Seven trillion dollars?

Seven trillion dollars

I'm loaded

His 401k is awesome

Is that tax deductible?

Yeah of course

Just as long as you go through

You know, him

Do you use Western Union?

No I use Joker Union

It's like don't complain

It's like get the gas or

You know, live

See I knew it, I knew it!

I knew I shouldnt've started henching for The Joker

How do I ask-

Gentlemen

How are you?

Oh hey Mr. J how's it going?

Hey J

"Happy"

You ever hear a uh, baby crying in the night?

Haha haha

That's hilarious

That's hilarious

That was good

That's hilarious boss

Boss, that's hilarious

Alright, catch you next time Jokes

Holy shit, what the fuck was that?

Hey Twelve

Twelve next time you don't say shit

You let him finish the joke, Twelve

Holy shit am I in trouble?

You're cool for now

You're the new guy

But the bad thing is

You're the fucking new guy

We've had thousands of new guys

I've never been the new guy

I was here from day one

He kidnapped me as a baby

Holy fuck

I was working at Barnes and Noble eleven months ago

And he just came and recruited me

I thought that this would be a good opportunity for me

For my résumé

That's what I'm saying he's very convincing

He told me I'd be making a change for Gotham City

You know what I'm saying

He said he would get me from behind the desk

I wanted adventure

How much in graduate school is he gonna pay for you guys?

He told me the whole thing

He told me don't worry

Has anyone been paid ever?

Ladies hi, how are you

Hey boss, hey boss

There's a dead guy

Where boss?

You want me to do something about it boss?

He just walked away

Was that a joke?

Was he joking?

I think it had to do with

Haha haha

Haha haha

We gotta get the fuck up out of here

We seriously gotta the fuck out of here

What were we thinking?

No, where's the body?

What body? Who's missing?

Where's Five?

Where's Five?

We can't worry about Five

Ok look I wanna get paid

We've done three heists in one month

I'm gonna go talk to him

No don't don't don't don't

Are you crazy?

I've seen him burn money

I've seen him burn people that owe him money

While they burn on the money they owe him

I don't think it's funny man!

What are my options here do I just leave?

No, you're in it to win it guy

And I'm telling you we never win it

We never win it

Oh shit do you see that?

Harley Quinn, she just put a fucking revolver in her mouth

Hee hee hee

Oh fuck

She just pulled the trigger

Holy fuck

She was supposed to have our checks yesterday

She's payroll!

Did you give her you social security?

Please tell me you didn't give her your social security number

Of course I did

It was supposed to be for my student loans

Oh my god

What the fuck were you gonna write on your taxes?

You work for The Joker?

He told me it was a Fortune 500

It isn't!

It isn't